Arnold Lies, Skips Town, & Other Notes...

Shortly before skipping town to attend yet more fundraisers for his doomed special election, Arnold denied ever pledging to return the $2 billion he swiped from state schools. Really the only thing lower than stealing from kids is to do it and then deny it when people start pointing it out.

Meanwhile, Arnold can't even get his publicity stunts right anymore. He recently attempted to show how absurd legislative district boundaries are with a huge roll of red tape. Problem was, the only thing absurd about it was that he wasn't on an actual legislative boundary. Ever the blame shifter, Arnold tried to blame his latest fiasco on the State Assembly.

Some local elected officials throughout the state have joined the fight against Schwarzenegger. Yolo County Registrar Freddie Oakley said only a judge could order her to squander $300,000 in county funds to stage Arnold's election.