Arnold: My English Sucks

Issuing the one and only explanation we at Recall Arnold Schwarzenegger might actually buy, the "Governator" blamed his call to "close" the Mexican border on his piss poor English skills. He issued this equally incomprehensible apology: "Yesterday was a total screw-up in the words I used, because instead of 'closing,' I meant 'securing.' I think maybe my English, I need to go back to school and study a little bit." Having been forced to hear our Governor mispronounce the name of this state and "all of dose tings" for two years now, we're inclined to believe him. However, this heartfelt apology didn't seem to satisfy his wealthy xenophobic base who fear waves of illegals are coming to take those strawberry picking jobs they want for themselves away, nor did it satisfy the third of Californians who are of Hispanic origin.

Its not a good week for Arnold's cigar salesman either, a bill currently in the State Assembly would ban cigar smoking in the Capitol courtyard.