Nanny 911 Legislature to the Rescue

Bored with tackling real issues like skyrocketing college tuition and the annual patchwork budget, California's Nanny 911 legislature has turned its attention once again to meddling in your life. Assembly Member Noreen Evans has sponsored a bill that would banish kids under the age of 13 to the back seat and require kids as old as 8 to use a car seat. Aside from traumatizing an 8 year old by making him or her use a car seat, its none of the state's god damned business where kids sit in the car. I have to agree with Republican Bob Huff of Diamond Bar who had this brilliant quip: "We could ban kids from cars altogether and reduce their car-related deaths."