Dan Walters: Schwarzenegger is Bigger than Jesus

If you've read one Dan Walters collumn you've read them all.

Schwarzenegger is a genius, master politico, and the sexiest man alive. He cures the sick and feeds the poor. Phil Angelides on the other hand (Gray Davis used to fill this role in Walters' collumn) is maniacal and as ultimately ineffective as a James Bond villain. He steals candy from babies and made Bob Cratchet work on Christmas.

Whatever Dan, it looks like you'll have four more years of your lips attached to Schwarzenegger's ass.

If you dig deep enough into his collumns, there are occasionally a couple interesting factoids - which is the case with today's:

- Angelides has only 58% of Democrats behind him and 32% of all voters. Both numbers will rise, but this is beyond dismal.
- The Democratic legislature is helping Schwarzenegger because they don't particularly like Angelides either. They also like the idea of Antonio Villaraigosa running for Governor in 2010 (frankly, so do I).