Roid Rage Fridays!

The "Governator", still fleeing the political realities of Sacramento, will take a break from hopscotching around California hitting up every Applebees, Red Robin, and Chili's in sight, and go to Ohio to further embarass our state by hosting a body building competition.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, the pressure is on for Arnold to take a firmer stand against steroid abuse. Just last year, Arnold vetoed a bill by State Senator Jackie Speier that would have banned performance enhancing substances from California high school athletics.

Of course, while he doesn't seem to have time to take a stand against steroid abuse, Arnold has plenty of time to take a stand against penis enlargement ads in magazines. Lets all thank Arnold for cutting this crisis off at the knees...of course, now Californians must worry about gangs of roid monster teenagers demanding dick pills.